Neither here nor there
“Here”? “There”? Don’t know, don’t care - either way – we’re not home. All I know is that for the first time in weeks, I can look out the window and not see snow. I see white – but it’s not snow. When I lay on the ground, I make sand angels - not snow angels (sadly, my sandman wasn’t much to look at).
So now, as I write this, we’re one hour behind (time zone) and 30 degrees ahead (heat zone) of our home in Michigan… and that’s a good thing.
So, enough about Nancy and I – what about you? Looking for a C&C cage? Well – good news – we’re still in business while we’re down here in Florida absorbing more than our share of deadly ultraviolet rays. We packed a limited (but hopefully adequate) number of cages before we hopped the plane back in Michigan. Like last time, we have arranged for our trusty and faithful UPS guys to fulfill orders for us while we’re gone.
We still have a full selection as of today.
Relationship-saving public service hint: today is Valentines Day (Men: save yourselves – quickly – while you still can).
But they (the cages – not men) are going faster than we anticipated (we sold five cages just while we were on the plane flying down here). Some of our more popular models are down to a single unit left.
What does that mean? It means that as of Monday morning (Valentines Day [men: act now, your life may be in danger]) inventory and selections are wide open. But we anticipate that over the next couple days, selections will narrow and inventory will drop. What does that mean? It means if you’re looking for a particular cage model, you will soon be “up the creek without an Evinrude”. But…
Fear not Mrs. Calabash – wherever you are!
We are not the type to leave you high and dry (yes, we feel it’s far better to leave you “low and wet”). Now doesn’t that sound comfy? So here’s our…
If, perchance, (I never get to use that word) we run out of a specific model that you want while we’re gone. Just contact us on or after Friday February 18, 2011 and mention the words “Homeless pigs” and BlueStoneCommerce will pay 25% of your shipping costs. Let me say that again.
If we run out of a cage model you want while we’re away from home, contact us on or after Friday February 18, 2011 and mention the words “Homeless pigs” and BlueStoneCommerce will pay 25% of your shipping costs.
Offer good through February 19, 2011.
This offer cannot be combined with other special offers.
Offer void in the following states: Confusion, Disarray and Shock.
That’s right. To make up for the inconvenience of making you wait till next week for your cage, we’ll pick up a chunk of your shipping costs.
That’s all for now.
Happy pigs to you…
Bob and Nancy,
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